Not everyone is ready to be a parent. Please practice safe sex and use condoms!
If you planning to raise your children in a large city, teach them proper subway etiquette. Be respectful and don’t make eye contact.
Uh oh! Child services!
In all seriousness though,
Sleipnir is such a sweetheart. He wanted to go trick or treating as mommy! Of course, there will be more tricking than treating, but aren’t the eggs and shaving cream the best part of this holiday?
What about me? D:
Maybe next year when Mommy finally rules this pathetic world and the tickets are free.
More under cut!