Ask Mama Loki

Not everyone is ready to be a parent. Please practice safe sex and use condoms!

Set a good example for the children.

Feed your children only the very best! Eat like a peasant, be a peasant.

If you planning to raise your children in a large city, teach them proper subway etiquette. Be respectful and don’t make eye contact.

Uh oh! Child services!

In all seriousness though,

If you know a child is being abused, do something!

Don’t give your children too much sugar. A healthy diet is important.

The Blind date From Hel.

Happy Halloween!

Sleipnir is such a sweetheart. He wanted to go trick or treating as mommy! Of course, there will be more tricking than treating, but aren’t the eggs and shaving cream the best part of this holiday?

When using the subway, teach your children about keeping behind the yellow line.

pup-fenrir reblogged your post: Baby’s First Con!

What about me? D:

Maybe next year when Mommy finally rules this pathetic world and the tickets are free.

Loki Visits Grand Central

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